For those not getting the reference, “Goofus and Gallant” were cliched characters in “Highlights for Children,” the staple of doctor’s offices everywhere. Goofus was a miscreant while Gallant was a forthright, well-indoctrinated child.

Take a $500 vehicle, subtract about a quarter of it, that comes to $375. Final offer.

Never before this moment have I wanted to know more about a mail truck.

That front bumper must have its own zipcode.

yep, I am with you, why buy this beat up 20 year old viper when for less money you could pick up a 20k mile 2003 C6 Z06?

For real. First thing I thought was: Martavis was MIA yesterday.It doesn’t take Columbo to solve this crime.

i have a lead: the crook’s name rhymes with “bartavis mryant”

Why does he have to air his dirty laundry in public like this? Just go to Martavius’s house and get it, maybe smack him up too. Just keep it private.

Keep your fucking legs to yourself, Draymond!

The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

Get better eyes. Holy shit.

I’ve been a member of Jalopnik for years and this is the first time that I realized “Miata is always the answer” makes the acronym MIATA.

Come now, replacing your bumper with salvage from a different color car doesn’t count!

Yikes. That is a perfect example of why it doesn’t work on modern designs.

Watching Giannis on/off the court is one of the few things that still inspires joy without caveats to the unguarded, non-cynical side of me. Truly, he is a freak in that regard.

He used a Ford Taurus. The photo for this post shows a Fusion. I thought this was a car blog with some integrity?

they have giannis, a ROY in brogdan who should be pretty good, and i wouldn’t write off middleton either. dont think its inconceivable they beat out washington or toronto and who knows what happens with boston now. not sure it will happen, but i assuredly do not think the Bucks Are Bad.

Has his official weight changed from last year? He looks 15-20 pounds freakier.

I always hear people talk about how Steph Curry’s a threat to hit a shot as soon as he crosses halfcourt. Giannis is a threat to dunk as soon as he crosses the three-point line. And now that he’s stronger and he’s tightened up his handle, HOW DO YOU STOP HIM FROM DOING THAT?

I’m going to wish every Trump mouthbreather who says, “We’re only saying Merry Christmas now!” a “Joyous Antetokounmpo”.