When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

I work for a non-profit where I take overweight autistic teens (whose families have pretty much left them in a home) for basketball lessons. I’ve paid for most everything out of pocket, this includes the balls, stocking a good first aid kit, travel expenses, etc, etc, etc. So far I’ve paid out well over 1000 dollars…

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

To continue the baseball analogy, making a catch like that when the other team are 532/8 is like pulling off an unassisted triple play when you are 25-0 down in the bottom of the 8th inning

For those of you who don’t want the recap I’ll sum it up here: this was New Zealand’s only highlight so far, and we’re 3 days in.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Who would’ve thought, states that continuously cut taxes run out of money?

Furthering my suspicion that anyone with more than one diacritical mark in their name should be considered evil and sent off to a reconditioning camp.

This is a miserable attempt at a joke.

Haven’t seen a Frenchman persecuted like this for stealing bread since Jean Valjean.

watch trading places. Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy have a much better take on OJ.

Why do I feel like you’d love Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool if he were a PoC?

To each their own. I like the idea of a super hero that’s in on the joke.

How about because the movie looks like it might be fun?

Jerry knows a lot about balls. He’s had so many facelifts that his are now located right below his chin.

Anyone else notice that the teams owned by “new money” all suck on the field, while the “old money” teams consistently reach the Super Bowl?

Never let anyone tell you being famous doesn’t have its benefits.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Also, apparently grocery stores in france will no longer be able to deliberately spoil food (!?!?!) to discourage dumpster-divers:

The French homeless population now eats healthier food than 90% of America’s non- homeless population.