Look at you all waxing intellectually.

And yet he flew out to such a great start.

Wing Bowl Last Place Finisher -

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

“...unless its to take a sample to anal ballistics so they can see if they could find an anal canal rifling pattern that they may be able to cross-reference in their massive database of asshole prints.”

That is a good photoshop job for the article, with the poop reflected in the hood.

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

There are already complaints of bias towards a particular manufacturer:

Let’s play Clue, shall we?

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Something you left out that is HORRENDOUS is that once a set rotates out, they won’t let you buy the adventure associated with it, or buy the card packs. That’s retarded, especially given how bad crafting legendaries is, and the fact that THE ADVENTURES ARE FUN AND COOL CHALLENGES, I should be allowed to buy them so I…

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

So like lemme preface this by saying I really only come to Deadspin to make stupid jokes and sometimes make fun of the Gawker crowd and also to be like “Hey guys remember when this was just a vanity project for Will ‘The Man From Mattoon’ Leitch? Did he ever get to be grand marshal of the Bagel Days Parade?” But when…

So did the perps!

Did I just get lucky and not go to a school with psychopaths? What the hell is this shit?

It’s almost like a requirement that cannot be met until a prerequisite requirement is met, but the prerequisite cannot be obtained until the original requirement is met.

Sorry (not really) but screw you. Those who have fought in wars in defense of our country should get whatever they need when they return - whether that’s medical attention, mental health assistance, or education/training to transition to civilian life. What you term “complaining” I would term simply asking for the…

That’s as brazen as asking for leniency for killing your parents because you’re an orphan.