Does Anker make flashlights now? Are they on sale today?

Tomic’s dad also defines the term “tennis dad”

I guess a few weeks prior there was an incident with Porter and the same bouncer, not sure of the details.

I’d love to see all these pro hockey players in the comments section demonstrate “how to play D” in this situation. Let’s just admit that Malkin had the guy confused as hell on what exactly to do... thus the poor defense, and showed tremendous patience to wait for Sbisa to pass him up. Let’s not forget the skillful…

Make me a Milkshake, Malkin

Get off your high horse, this is deadspin comments section, nothing is untouchable.

Just cuz I wear chinos I’m a dude now? Wow have you ever even been to GAP?

Stan Wawrinka won his 5 set match. Sorry to tell you that, mate.

IF you followed tennis closely, as Giri and the other readers who appreciate his posts do... then you’d get it.

St. Nick just had to come around to the idea of buying into a care plan, usually that’s what you regrettably do at Best Buy. 

Giri... loving the tennis coverage man, please god keep this going. As a self admitted nerd for the game, I like the comparisons you make for the larger audience who may not be as into tennis... ie Stanimal’s backhand is like a samurai beheading someone. I’ll admit that the ATP 250 tourneys aren’t all that great, but…

I too, wish of this.

Looks like the SLAMinal has returned to form. Sad to see Delpo go though, ya know?

Definitely Yorkies. I have one and she is such a precious angel.

Heather Bresch was involved in one of the biggest scandals at WVU when I went there.

Are you referencing Step Brothers and the white dog poo?

I’m even more confused now, concerning the fleche:

As I’m sitting at my desk, I use one of those plastic dental picks with a little bit of floss on the one end. I realize I use one almost every day at work because the bag of 500 in my drawer is dwindling down to almost none. I still bleed constantly from jamming this thing between my gums. I remember that the dental…

How much will Antonio Brown get paid before the season now that Bell is going the way of Santonio Holmes? He’s currently the 18th highest paid WR.

Wait, so I’m a 32 year old millenial that lived for 14 years of my life with no internet, remembers the Gulf War but not the Challenger explosion? No wonder I’m confused.