First thought after I saw the front was “I can’t wait to see how they ruin this on the production version.” I hope I’m wrong and BMW is finally going to back to smaller grills, because this one actually looks good. 

So wow, such long life. So rest in peace.

So they CAN make graceful and uncluttered designs but they simply elect not to.

much love

In three months that 4runner will be on FB Marketplace looking new with “Salvage title due to minor bumper damage” in the description

Lighting a cigarette in perfect time with something exploding behind you is the coolest of the cool. This guy is still learning, but practice makes perfect they say!

My favorite Onion headline from around the time Supersize Me was in theaters:

Counterpoint: smoking is cool and potentially fatal explosions are an acceptable risk.

Hard to reconcile the complete destruction of the vehicle with ‘man was treated for minor injuries’. That aside, dude is an automatic nominee for Darwin Award.

And this is why I don’t smoke. Not because I carry lot of propane in my car.

During races, professional cyclists eat a gel that’s almost pure sugar to prevent their body from metabolizing muscle protein into glucose.

He pointedly refused to release the logs of his food intake, so no one could attempt to replicate what he ate for those thirty days.  

I’d imagine that any Mickey D’s food could be a fast way to gain back those calories they’re constantly burning so I don’t doubt that claim at all.

That doc was full of similar touches where Spurlock was not just going after McDonalds for its food, he was making huge assumptions about the people who ate there, without interrogating why cheap, high-calorie food would appeal to a certain economic bracket.

Yeah, it looks exactly like what I expected. No Citizen Kane but funny and entertaining with solid action set pieces. Also, the line “y’all are the LEGO cops” actually made me laugh.

From the cop cars he crashes through, it looks like it’s a scene set in Detroit.

I have no idea if this movie will be any good. From the trailer, it looks like another legacyquel bashing viewers over the head with nostalgia. But unlike most legasequels, it looks like they both brought a lot of people back and those people have the same energy, including Murphy. So I’m tentatively looking forward…

Fortunately, the misspelling remains intact in the URL.

Clearly a US-based squid with the blinding lights. The European species can deflect them downward, minimizing the blinding but probably still quite effective at the catchy and eaty steps.