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I’ve done the floor toss only once. Original Demon’s Souls against that fucking piece-of-shit fucking god damn motherfucking suck my fucking dick you godless whore bitch slut fuck fuck fucking WHOLE FUCKING GAME ARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Well, the robot three before the boobs has his dick just hanging out, so it seems kinda fair.

Good to see dick physics is just as bad as breast physics.

It was Archer that got me on the Boop bandwagon. I’ve done it to a few coworkers with spectacular results.

I recently picked up baking bread after my divorce. I’ve had so many people ask me “Why bread?”, and the only answer I’ve been able to give is that I find it relaxing to make a loaf from scratch.

Sounds like an accurate representation of WWI.

People keep telling me I shouldn’t like this game, but I keep coming back to it and enjoying it.

I always thought this game was beautiful, but I recently upgrade my graphics card and monitor and HOLY BLOODY HELL THIS GAME IS GORGEOUS!

I’ll be switching between Rainbow Six Siege, Elite Dangerous, and Stellaris.

Looks like they took a lot of stuff from Endless Legend, which is a good thing.

I once owned a 1987 Volkswagen Scirocco for about a month. It played the most charming jingle when the door was open.

A lot of this reminds me of Masamune Shirow in the best way possible.

Rocket League. Rocket league is the best video game sport.

I wonder if that’s the point, to make it almost illegible and thus feel alien?

“it’s like a big game of telephone where everyone’s simultaneously screaming into an infinite void and the void is screaming back and also vomiting from its mouth and nose and ears and eyes and anus. It all just keeps getting louder and louder. At some point, the world ends. Nobody notices.”

They changed the capture rate so you run out of balls faster, so they can make money when you decide to purchase balls.

What was a long, but very informative response. Thanks!

How would one go about finding a group of people to play with online? I’ve always wanted to try RPG’s but I’ve never felt comfortable with it, for some reason.

I hate when you tell someone “Just look at the email I sent you!” only to find out you never actually sent that email and now you look like an asshole AND an idiot.

Love the “IT” reference on the second one. I’ve always wanted an Earthbound-type RPG set in the town of Derry. “Down here, we all float.”