“Bottled water has less regulation than city tap water.”

For some reason I thought the title said “...is basically Sudoku...” and I got excited.

I don’t get it.

STRONG NOT WEAK! STRONG IS STRONG! STRONG IS #1 COMPANION! STRONG CRUSH ALL OTHERS!

Depends on what you’re looking for. If you want a wasteland scavenging and combat simulator, then get it because you will have a ton of fun. If you want a deep RPG with plenty of character building and meaningful choices, then I would look elsewhere.

Wish I would have known this while my marriage was falling apart.

How do you know those guys weren't making their O-faces?

There really isn’t, though. Every part of a game is there for your enjoyment, whether functional or aesthetic. Being able to emote or being able to shoot are both parts of playing a game and enjoying your experience. Imagine an MMO where you didn’t have access to any chat unless you paid extra. Sure, you can still…

No. Nonononononononono. Do you have asymmetrical pitches in football? Basketball? Hockey? No, no you don’t.

Yeah, sure. Like we believe that.

My first play through of Rage, I found it a bit boring. I put it down at what I thought was the halfway mark. When I jumped back in awhile later, I found out I was actually at the end of the game. So I decided to try again, this time on hard instead of normal.

Hell yesssss! No more waiting days for fresh guacamole!

When the Hell did Chun Li get such huge gazongas? I don’t remember those sweater kittens in the arcade!

Went to store to buy new game, I believe it was Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War. See the case on the shelf, $60. Only DVD copy. I don't have a DVD-ROM in my computer.

Supreme Commander was once THE reason I upgraded my computer.

The North Northeast Southern part of Canada? That's were I'm from!! Small world, eh? But... I gotta say, I don't know any Steve's... unless you mean Ol' Man Steve from down the way. Legend has it he was born with a tail.

I'm from Canada. I probably know then, since us Canadians all know each other.

"...it's common to, say, see female characters' breasts jiggle and rare to see male characters' penises do the same."

What do you do if your wife is leaving you and is coming to pick up all her things tomorrow on Valentine's Day? I was thinking of drinking myself into a coma at the local watering hole.

Wait, Gamer Gate is still a thing? I thought those people all died of Doritos and Mountain Dew induced heart attacks by now.