Harrison Ford can fly, but he has problems when he lands.

Just to be clear on this:

Let’s see, a mousepad for a few dollars or a “good” desk for a couple hundred? Decisions, decisions.

Let’s see, a mousepad for a few dollars or a “good” desk for a couple hundred? Decisions, decisions.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

For those of you having trouble picturing the extending platforms:

A less successful effort.

You could use a spoon instead of a blender too.

You could use a spoon instead of a blender too.

Don’t trust that table for how long food keeps fresh normal and food saver way at all because flour, sugar, pasta, and rice ALL stay good WAYYYY longer than 6 months normally. In fact sugar (excluding brown sugar which can get clumpy but that doesn’t mean it isn’t usable) stays good with normal storage practically…

Don’t trust that table for how long food keeps fresh normal and food saver way at all because flour, sugar, pasta,…

The fuel pump pulls from the bottom of the tank. Any gunk at the bottom of the tank will be picked up by the fuel pump regardless of fuel level. You really have to run out of gas to risk damage to your fuel pump. As long as it can reach the fuel, the fuel flow is enough to cool it. It doesn’t need to be submerged.

I’m not sure they can do that according to the rules- but if they can’t do that, they SHOULD be able to. Nothing tells people not to try decking an official like punishing the entire team for his stupidity by declaring an instant loss to them. Seems fair to me.

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

That is simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the most disturbing adverts ever.

That is simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the most disturbing adverts ever.

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Ransom demands included a new coffee maker and access to the Stargate.

Afterwards when NASA refused to give the planes back and sent the message “finders keepers” to the USAF, that’s when the problems began.

For the same reasons you own a TV and don’t just go to the movies every night...

It’s much cheaper per use, does not require interacting with other humans or driving anywhere, doesn’t make any judgement about what you’re looking at, and is likely to have better visual quality.

For the same reasons you own a TV and don’t just go to the movies every night...

It’s much cheaper per use, does not…

Proof that NYC is super nice now: nobody threw whoever pulled the emergency brake off the bridge.

It’s a play on the term “No Man’s Land”.

I see they're already regretting the decision to use UFC referees in the Olympics.