We are the most creative people on this planet.

Let these poor Dwight people live, Alex. If that even is your real name.

I saw somewhere, I think maybe on Instagram, a recount of a recent Badu concert where she enters the stage in a cloud of smoke. https://uploads.disquscdn.c… And she addresses the audience that she has just returned from the future and that, "we win!"

If you're a dwight puursun who runs into me today, regardless of who you voted for, ima need your whole entire face to be 100% somber-like because if a muckasucka catch even an iota of joy on your alabaster face…

Smart!

The thought that I could die and they'd see stubble all over my cold cadaver is a large reason why I leave the house w shaved legs.

In the aughts I was pretty into those Final Destination movies and I would always leave the theater with the debilitating thought that I'd randomly die slipping on a lone spaghetti or something else bonkers like that.

My father briefly dated Thelma in the 70s. I love my mom and all but…Thelma!

I'll allow it.

If Martin Payne was still on t.v. today he'd be sharing Dr. Umar videos on facebook.

I never received my black card, official. Some kinda mix up at the bureau… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Lamont the character was trash. You live w ur dad, he don't live with you. Cut it out, 'Mont.

I'll try. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

*homie

Yep. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

I'm not sure. I skipped, figured Rewind would let me copy his notes but he aint go neither.

See, the way my self esteem is set up…nawl.

Sir, https://uploads.disquscdn.c… how did you stray so far from Sunday's sermon so quickly?

Ha!!!

They really are. I don't trance my other rabbit but this one likes it.