I’m a fat guy. Not a chubby guy or a husky guy but a really fucking fat, going to die young if I can’t figure out how to fix myself fat guy. For any of you women out there that are fat like me, fat in the way that you’re killing yourself slowly just by existing the way you do - every time you feel the urge to spend…

idk i like hiking

So much better natural...

To be fair, her schtick is not “I’m a fat comedian.” Her schtick is “I’m fat by hollywood/LA standards which is ridiculous because I’m an average-sized woman who eats like normal people need to eat. . .and maybe drinks too much.”

I’m with you. I truly believe that Thompson’s scene in the bedroom is among the great pieces of acting ever put on film. Total heartbreak, immediate and devastating, survived.

Okay, but who is she?

Her insecurity is so loud. :/

Maybe I’ll get into “body modification” instead of just going to the gym too

Seems like weight loss would have been the thing to try first for a smaller waist in her particular case.

I consider myself fairly informed of the news. I have not heard one peep about this until now. To say it’s saturated the media is hardly accurate. Much like the Channon Christian murder.

UMMM MARK BEYONCE WAS DANCING THE ENTIRE TIME. HARDLY A RELEVANT COMPARISON MY FRIEND.

Seriously. I get that it was traumatic and all but there were a few sentences in her post that I thought were dumb and overly dramatic, and that was one of them.

That and “My beloved Hollywood.”

“My beloved homeless people that I spend my life protecting”is a dumb thing to say, to be fair.

Julie Klausner is currently mocking her on Twitter. Really delightful stuff going on over there.

Here is the entire message sent from the professor trying to DO HIS JOB. I guess before long there will be no professors or administrators on campus.

Um. That is a seriously misleading tweet image crop of an email that has been WIDELY circulated today:

What about that dreadful media studies professor?

Is this really offensive? It’s dumb, but seems pretty minor. I feel like this is the progressive person’s equivalent to the Starbucks Christmas cup outrage.

If the school isn’t closed, why would he close his class? If you shut something down every time there is a baseless threat, you let the assholes win