UNLESS

Oh yes. We can’t leave Mike out.

“Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by over two million votes” is going to be my email signature for the next four years.

So about an hour ago I was running on the lovely canal trail in my city. It’s cold and sunny, a perfect day to run off the angst of the last two weeks. I’m waiting to cross the main four lane street when I see a bunch of vehicles with lights and sirens coming towards the intersection. I thought it was a funeral but…

Here’s some more info and context for the tweet:

I believe you would see a qualified agent giving a briefing while standing in the frame of a hollowed out television so Donald could pretend he’s watching TV. I’m surprised we haven’t had any drunk tweets from him revealing top secret information yet. “Confirmed. UFOs are real. We will build a wall in space too.”

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

I seriously can’t believe all this is happening. Y’all are fucked and going to fuck us (the world) over with you. I think I should just embargo any news about the trump because it’s sending my anxiety skyrocketing.

The fact that he’s still under the impression that people want to be “in suspense” about what he’s doing with the government is mind boggling. How many years will it take him to realize the presidency is not a reality TV show? What a fucking gong show.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Prior to the election, Obama flat out told the American people Trump was unfit. Members of both Bushes cabinet lined up to endorse Hillary. 99.99% of all newspapers endorsed her, many of them early, and using increasingly urgent language. People just didn’t listen. They listened to their own, easily manipulated brains…

you know what i will miss most about obama?

This is an incorrect take.

There was one comment by Hillary at the Catholic roast thing that I’d love to see a ruling on. She pointed out Bloomberg sitting in the room and said “It’s a shame he’s not speaking tonight. I’m curious to hear what a billionaire has to say.”

He’s probably mad at Baron for making his mom chubby.

It was Tiffany Trumps Birthday yesterday. Her mom wished her a happy birthday... I did not see any such wishes from her mother’s sperm donor. Which for a normal father means nothing... But for a trigger twitter finger lunatic like Trump, that’s the same as a horsehead on your pillow.

I SO buy into the conspiracy theory that Marla’s trying to take down his campaign from the inside, and Tiffany is her go-to agent. No one will ever convince me that she wasn’t behind the ‘95 tax return getting sent to the IRS, and I am similarly convinced by the argument you have presented here.

I think whether he drops out or not is irrelevant. They’re already on all 50 ballots, and the people voting for him who aren’t Libertarians (Bernie Bros.) are just doing it to fuck the Dems, and Clinton, specifically. I’m sure they couldn’t even tell you what either Johnson or Stein even stood on issues, nor do they…

It’s kind of amazing that we have not one but two white guys who think they should be the leader of the free world while possessing IQs lower than the temperature of a garage in January. In Canada. Measured in Celsius.

I think it’s safe to say that no one, save the single issue legalization voters, are voting for Johnson on policy grounds. That’s not really at the heart of his appeal.