It doesn’t matter if it’s more serious. It’s not your problem. If she gets elected and has some crazy horrible illness and dies in office, Kaine will become president. That is still a far better outcome than a Trump presidency. Trump is so fucking incompetent that it’s breathtaking. The man is so fucking weak that…

Clinton’s lies have mainly been about protecting herself or people she’s close to.

EXACTLY! I don’t need her doctor to be on TV every day giving me health updates, but I do need the press to actually start asking Trump questions and not letting go until he answers (taxes, charitable donations, Bondi, all a good start) AM Joy style.

Yeah, but if you have allergies and double down on your antihistamine because if you cough or sniffle in public your opponent will say you have dain bramage, the antihistamine will dry out your sinuses and everything else, causing dehydration and symptoms of heat exhaustion. Or Hillary (if that’s even her real name)…

Fun facts.....allergies that cause coughing can create a bacterial infection in the lungs. This is a thing called pneumonia. SO....allergies, coughing, pneumonia. Following? Being sick can do this thing where you’re dehydrated. So, combined with heat/layered clothing/body armor, a person would very likely feel weak…

“You didn’t let her cough and now she has pneumonia!” Perfection. Thank you for that hearty chuckle.

Get back in your basket!

Exactly - “I went to go see a doctor for a cough and allergy symptoms and she diagnosed me with X.” seems like a pretty normal timeline for me.

Allergies, overheating and pneumonia can all occur at the same time, dipshit.

Um ok but allergies can and do cause pneumonia. And being sick outside in a pantsuit, maybe with a bulletproof vest underneath, can easily cause overheating.

dude, i have been dealing with the exact same shit she has this year. allergies are no joke. ive had a post nasal drip that requires near constant hacking to keep my lungs clear...but heaven forbid the woman should cough.

Donald Trump is not going to be able to follow all the rules of the debates, like time limits and waiting his turn.

The debates will be fantastic for Hillary. Donald Trump is not going to be able to follow all the rules of the debates, like time limits and waiting his turn. He also won’t be able to feed off the crowd, some of whom will actually be hostile to him. It won’t be like a rally where he can say anything and get cheers. He…

Not if your unborn child is a white, heterosexual, Christian, male with a future career as a gun range manager.

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

This may be the closest thing to the truth he’s told so far... It turns out someone in New York cheered on 9/11, after all.

Oh, Lord, that’s a horrible but probably true reason. That’s what’s wrong with voters today — no moral absolutes anymore! Now get Grandma some whiskey!

Well, Hillary overheated on a hot day at a crowded event, and that is way more relevant than the fact that Trump lies about literally everything.

Yet no one ever brings this stuff up. Whazzup with that?