Isn’t that yhe ceremonial last swim?

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

In all my years of swimming, I never saw a “ceremonial first swim”.

“Like, oh my god! I’m edgy. You think I’m edgy, right? Good, because I’m outrageous. You never know what I’m going to say next. Everyone says that about me. Don’t they say that about me? ***BELCH*** Oh man, I really want to just pound some brews and get laid. Oh, there I go again! I’m totes wild. I’m like one of the…

well i am sure it would be a warm, caring punch, born out of love.

hermione_would_never!

I find her beyond irritating and frankly kinda mean.

If John Krasinski is still jacked a year later - and feeling awesome in his renovated dad bod - I feel for Emily Blunt. Every time HungryHubby goes on a fitness kick, all he can talk about are (1) his workouts and (2) his caloric intake, and all I can think about is punching him in the face.

Journey River Fox Green. Soda or serial killer??

Amy Schumer is rapidly becoming completely insufferable.

No, no, no. It's time for her to go back to her haunted house with her cheating husband and daughter as ghosts.

Good.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with some people? Sometimes I really lose faith in the human race and start thinking that a meteor really might be the best solution.

These are the amazing tidbits I love these comment threads for.

But it is ok because after all, Brazil - and Mexico, and anywhere else other than good old US of A - is nothing but a giant Spring Break destination where nothing short of murder has any consequences. Vandalism, picking fights with armed security, pissing anywhere... it is all just part of the fun!

I’ve noticed on the news they referred to Ryan and his friends as boys. They’re three adult men who are representing our country in the Olympics. Not saying it’s wrong to go out to a club and party after finishing their races but their behavior at that gas station was appalling.

good. this makes me happy. there should be some consequences for this bullshit.

I work in the Visual Department at Macy's and we had an emergency email this morning to remove all the Lochte branded Polo collateral for the Olympics capsule they did. He looks so smug in the photos it was kind of a relief.

it’s not the words “SORRY USA AND WORLD” written in crayon on a piece of light green construction paper.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."