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Everyone is so obsessed with finding reasons for hating female celebs that they'll hate a girl for having friends.

I have a theory that the reason she befriends so many teens is because she sees herself as a stable, successful figure and wants to guide them through their "transition years" in the industry. (Didn't go so well for Selena, but it's really hard to compete with even a non-famous douchebag boyfriend.) I feel like if she

Kids are sponges. This stuff—messages about gender and social norms—starts affecting kids from the moment they exit the womb. Hell, it starts affecting them from the moment the parents know the fetus's sex. A six-year-old might not be able to really understand and verbalize what she's seeing, but she sure as hell is

Internalizing messages about what women's bodies are supposed to be and how they're objects of public ownership, most likely.

Eeeexcept everyone thinks she's fake or just cycling through "best friends." Girl can't win. Bleh.

1) I kind of love that Taylor Swift is the most friend-having celebrity. I think it's a good example to set for young women in an era of the Cool Girl who can't get along with other women and has no female friends.

He owns the same kind of mirror that Donald Trump has. One that's tells them they are so incredibly good looking they should mock the appearance of others.

My youngest, Logan. Not my youngest Logan. I don't have multiple Logans.

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name the sound will carry." - Bill Cosby

Wow, weird. My wife are expecting in May (a boy) and were going to name him Kieran but now are leaning towards Aiden. And now this article means WE HAVE TO PICK A NEW NAME AGAIN GODDAMMIT

I am conscious uncoupling with jezebel if goop posts keep happening.

Giuliana does look like a mantis though. Real talk. Always has. Has nothing to do with her cancer, she's just a freaky thin person with a giant head and mouth.

Y'know, I read this article and immediately thought to myself, "If only I could somehow work in an idiotic statement about transgendered people, this would really be complete." Congratulations for pulling off what I could not.

It's great to see her again, but they should have fixed that microphone wire sticking out of the armhole in her blouse.

Its better than your peak years being in high school. -this is coming from someone who graduated a couple years ago and has a lot of awwww I miss college moments lol

Seth Meyers' show reminds me of a guy whose best years were in college where most of his stories (interviews) center around the 'good ole' days'.

I can't even put an Airplane "picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue" pic here in response, sad news :(

You're forgetting about the modern classic that is Mean Girls.

Mostly because he's become the ultimate cliche rich guy that dumps his girlfriend of god knows how many years and mother of his children to wife up with some talentless actress half his age and gift wrap a career for her. Plus, Tonto.

Johnny Depp dresses like a fucking idiot. That's the bigger story.