....Satire.......she has no point because she used a useless platform and useless cause against satire. It's like fox news taking issues from colbert seriously, it's irony, but stupid if taken seriously.

Or if it was based on actual racism.

Whitney's comment about Tyler Perry = indirect shade at Janet Jackson :(

Full-fat yogurt is the best, too. I get the kind from the Middle Eastern market that doesn't have much English on the label. I think it is Lebanese (because there are little pictures of cedars).

My hangover cure is chugging whole milk straight out of the bottle before continuing with my morning routine of milky coffee and a quart of water. But yeah, as a teenager, I was told I had nice hair and skin fairly often (does anyone ever believe people when they say that? I never did), and it was always attributed to…

No more Beyonce...so over it.

Re: the gluten idiot

Ohhhh the smoked salmon one... I once worked the salad/apps station in the kitchen at a casual chain restaurant, and one our most popular orders was a salmon salad. The menu clearly said that it came with smoked salmon, but you couldn't go a week without having a server bring back the salad saying that the customer…

These are my favorite kinds of customer stories, because not even the kindest soul could think that the customers are right in these situations.

Here is your daily reminder that Blue Ivy Carter, a 2-year-old child, is more stylish and cultured than you are

She actually already looked like Ellie Kemper from The Office. She should've stuck with that.

You know what Chuy says about it? "Thanks for making me RICH!"

I forgot to add: thank you for bringing this to my attention before I ran out of time to delete that section from my comment!

I love spin class. Don't care.

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

I can't. The note wasn't intentionally rude, the guy/girl put "please" at the front, and it was clearly telling the recipient to text about the baggage because the owners would not be able to communicate via phone. A phrase was used that several native speakers on here, most of them presumably well-educated, were…

Yeah I was reading along and trying to keep an open mind and then *record scratch* we took a right turn at the corner of Hitler and WTFsville.

That etymology is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure Aristotle didn't coin the phrase "deaf and dumb" since, you know, he lived at least 400 years before the earliest precursors of English and spoke only Greek.

Wow, way to Godwin that post. You were doing fine for a while, there.

Oh for fuck's sake. That etymology of "dumb" could not be more wrong if it tried. It means "silent." A dumbwaiter isn't an intellectually handicapped server.