Did they get fake eyes implanted, too? That shit ain't right. They have spooky doll eyes!

Look, this is BAD contouring. It's not good. Good contouring is awesome. I don't contour because I haven't the skills.

Jesus, thank you. This shit is all over Pinterest, and all the 'After' photos make these women look like porno-clowns. Put. the. Fucking. Bronzer. Down.

As doctor Troy would say: Plastic fantastic.

Thanks. Now I can add "alien clown stripper twins" to things I am afraid of.

What? Why? I...I have no words. Why do people do this to themselves?

Oh my god. Why?!

I am with ya on the terrifying part.

For reals. They look like Raggedy Ann.

Not only did the memo leave out dress guidelines for men (I guess they just innately know that pink polo shirts or sagging pants are inappropriate)

Eh. You'd actually be surprised. The girls dressed incredibly risque and often at my school... I was always wondering, wtf you guys, law school class, not night club! and many ath the ASA office I worked out also wore similarly inappropriate clothes to COURT. Actual ASAs, TO COURT! But it was generally lax at that…

Ladies, if you can spend thousands of dollars to make your boobs the size of Jupiter, the least you can do is pay 30 bucks for a bra that fits.

Gasp! Their lip doctor should be jailed.

They look like they're about to explode

Honestly, I think this is what comes of our 24-hour cable news culture. To fill the time, fake controversies are created and fake experts are put up to argue nonsense, and over time the idea that there are two sides, equally deserving of airtime, to every fact becomes an accepted stance. People with actual degrees…

These people make my brain hurt. I have an autistic nephew and my sister blames the vaccines. She won't listen to the evidence that shows vaccines are not to blame, but I think people just need SOMETHING to blame.

My sister-in-law fell for the Nigerian love scam. Twice. By sending money to 2 different scammers. If she read this post, she would probably send you money.

And how many of these papers have you read? Most people would expect an annotated bibliography at the minimum when you are presenting a lit search. Half of these papers are not even relevant.

"It's because of you I continue to work. Thank you! : )"

Waaaaaait...he wasn't kidding with that? Poking fun at his image? Dude, self-awareness. You should look into it even if you didn't invent it.