vanessaparody
VanessaParody
vanessaparody

everyone knows the 50s were the best decade!

These folks are more Christ-like than most Christians. Ironic!

I miss Satan.

“You should be happy your rapist settled for you. Nobody else wants you.”

She didn’t want fame, she wanted wealth. But wealth often comes with a price.

Fuck her and her “boy’s talk”

fart every time you leave your desk.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

You had me at “so much penis” so stop selling!

Super weird too, I was fully expecting a new Hugo Boss collection to be announced today.

the public is invited to deliver the words “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US” into a camera mounted on a wall outside the Museum of the Moving Image, New York, repeating the phrase as many times, and for as long as they wish.

There’s going to be so much penis.

Bitch, condition your hair!!!!!!!!

He recognises Trump is a problem. But, as an aside, he’s pointing out that this question isn’t directly relevant to him, and that’s true. Lots of American celebs live and work part of the time in the UK — wouldn’t it seem bizarre if a British paper asked them what action they were going to take against the government?

But neither was Leonard Peltier, which basically means he’s going to die in prison.

The Obamas will say their farewells to the White House staff at 8:30 A.M Friday morning and will depart shortly thereafter. At 11:30 A.M., we will usher in a new era of...something.

I know a few humans who fit the category.

I would absolutely rather share a flight with a mastiff that’s sufficiently well behaved to take part in the Westminster dog show than any child in the world.