If Lindsay converts to Islam will she be kept out of the United States after this week?

This could be a way to make her halal for the harem.

From one of my guilty pleasures, re: LiLo’s conversion.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

Calibri is my jam.

I am partial to Verdana and Calibri but Century Gothic doesn’t look bad if you are not corporate.

Did Clinton voters signal they are okay with bombing innocent people?

It is a lot easier to dismiss all Trump voters as racist than it is to try and understand the perspective of others.

Taylor Lautner is into women?

No. I didn’t even know he was straight.

He’s a black man Trump watches on TV. In the words of David S Pumpkins, any questions?

Two things I learned from this:

Just rent a cheap off campus location. No muss, no fuss.

But dude, fuckin’A - Do you not understand? He was “stealing TONS of electricity and water!” Holy shit! The heinousness of his actions . . .

I mean, he’s Latino and Syrian, but ok.

I met a gay guy who said he’d only date someone who was extremely tall (like 6'6" or above) and red haired. I remember I did the math for how many people on earth fit all of those criteria. I told him he’d be better off exclusively fucking unicorns.

I know, and I never left it unattended- I hadn’t been gone for more than 30 seconds at the most, literally a walk down the hall and unplugging the charger. In that amount of time, WOOSH. It was surprising- burning it, sure, I’d have believed that, but that fast for full-on flames? That was a learning experience. (I’ll…

.... You have got to be kidding me. I am glad you learned your lesson but every single device that heats up literally says do not leave unattended while on (curling iron, clothing iron, etc).

Yeah fuck this guy for not being a corporate drone like you probably are.

It means that all the Kinja sites need to work up an actual policy about greying/ungreying people, is what it means.