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If Lindsay converts to Islam will she be kept out of the United States after this week?

This could be a way to make her halal for the harem.

From one of my guilty pleasures, re: LiLo’s conversion.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

Calibri is my jam.

I am partial to Verdana and Calibri but Century Gothic doesn’t look bad if you are not corporate.

Did Clinton voters signal they are okay with bombing innocent people?

It is a lot easier to dismiss all Trump voters as racist than it is to try and understand the perspective of others.

Taylor Lautner is into women?

No. I didn’t even know he was straight.

He’s a black man Trump watches on TV. In the words of David S Pumpkins, any questions?

Two things I learned from this:

Just rent a cheap off campus location. No muss, no fuss.

I came away with the opposite impression. No mention of Madonna? Just one person mentioning Alanis? Skews younger to me (Juzwiak excepted).

idk, i realized reading this that my influence are very different from the poc on staff’s influence. I was a teen. Maybe it MEANS SOMETHING, but like, I was a teen?

Ace of Base.

The comments in this post, not to mention the article as a whole, has been pretty heavy on the “He’s a vile jackass” quotient, much less on the “come on, idiot, just google search”.

I mean, he’s Latino and Syrian, but ok.

<puts on flame-retardant clothing>

I met a gay guy who said he’d only date someone who was extremely tall (like 6'6" or above) and red haired. I remember I did the math for how many people on earth fit all of those criteria. I told him he’d be better off exclusively fucking unicorns.