The best way to ensure that "It Girl" comes up when someone Googles you is to give interviews where you say, "It Girl must come up when you Google me."

I'm a teacher, and got hit in the face by a soccer ball today doing yard duty at recess. It hurt like hell. But I probably should have looked both ways before wandering into the middle of a rambunctious soccer game. The kids felt bad, and thought they were going to get in trouble for hitting a teacher. Poor little…

Tried to do a GIS for outlawing balls and this came up. Had to share, because it kind of works on so many different levels. :)

Spot on, my friend. Much of art history class for me in college was figuring out how to bullshit meaning from the meaningless. I think 94% of the modern art world is just pretending like you actually know what's going on and convincing other people of it, too.

Lebron also ate Fruity Pebbles as a kid.

Is "asked for a discount" just a euphemism for haggled, or are we to imagine she was like, 2000, hmm? And what is the rate for Princesses? ::wink::? Because I think haggling is standard in antiques shops (disclaimer: I have never been antiquing), but asking for a discount on account of being famous is gross.

I am going to nit-pick here: It's not "hypocritical" for athletes to endorse fast food and soft drinks, per se. It's only hypocritical if they don't consume those products themselves. Chad "Ochochinco" Johnson, for example, ate McDonald's all the time. A lot of them drink, smoke weed, and eat whatever. I mean, when…

I don't have children, but the last company I worked for was over 90% women, and most were married w/children. I hate to say it, but the way the overwhelming majority dealt with raising their kids in NYC was to just move out of the city altogether and not raise them there. It's so expensive, crazy competitive, and put…

That is what I was referring to. She lost her job in August 2012 because she was acting unstable as far back as then. And she got in her car and drove all the way there to do what she did. As far as I am concerned it is clear she was both unstable in general going back at least 10 months and on that day as evidenced…

"We are not sure that Miriam was unstable"

"Was Carey a threat or just mentally ill?"

"Was Carey a threat or just mentally ill?"

I didn't say that's not how people first gained knowledge of her, I'm saying that's how she's currently sustaining it and it's not enough of an achievement to consider yourself an established musician (after all, William Hung had a #1 album on Billboard lol). What I'm saying is Azealia also first got attention because…

More like Dr. Seuss' more renowned oeufs - am I right?

LOL I'd have a copy of 'Green Eggs And Ham' open on my coffee table and start intellectualizing it.

Lorde just sounds like Azealia Banks 2.0. Someone who hasn't fully established herself musically but gains the majority of her attention from knocking others in her group.

You don't need to be a dick just because we disagree. I am allowed to think whatever I please. I grew up around fine jewels and I love them.

My mom lost a 36-carat amethyst in the washing machine. The plumber was called, it was retrieved but badly damaged. She also lost a 3-carat diamond earring down a drain. The plumber was called but it was never recovered. We were always taught: Nice things are meant to be used. It's a risk but if you don't use your…

There is a story about the man who cut the Cullinan Diamond for the crown jewels of England. He spent months just looking at the diamond and trying to decide how to cut it. When he finally made the first cut, he fainted. A totally appropriate response, IMO, when cutting the largest diamond in the world owned by the…

Jewels are not just extra-pretty rocks. They have their own lives and stories. Were I a woman of limitless means, I would buy jewels like this. I realize some people don't understand, see it as wasteful, question the intrinsic value, etc, but I completely get it and want in on it. A stone like that is a piece of…