Hahaha, yeah. My school doesn't even have a dresscode and is full of nerdy, hippy children who braid each others hair and cry about tests. If only I went to a *real* private school.

A Starbucks card for 5 or 10 dollars is a good, non-extravagant thank-you.

I feel like a well written thank you card should suffice if you are worried about what it might look like. I'm not sure what your place of work is like but I would think that getting a gift and it being alcohol would be problematic. If you can do it outside of work, maybe that would work.

Oh, shit...they are!

This is my favorite comment of the entire day.

THIS IS A THING PEOPLE ARE DOING? WOW. WOW.

Hmmm...I would be fine with this if it was a friend in town and everything was pretty low-key. But typically I have to travel for weddings, at a cost of crazy-ass-too-much money. I'm willing to travel - I don't have a problem with that. But to spend $600 on a plane ticket, another $200 on hotels, etc - and then have…

Yeah, Gretchen, you can tell us, we won't tell anyone.

Fishing for cash gifts is already trashy; fishing for one on multiple occasions is some word for beyond-trashy that I'm not sure even exists in English. When you have a toxic friend, you have to cut that bitch out like cancer, permanently.

Fiona Apple did have a history of anorexia though. But even if Fiona Apple were still anorexic, I believe humiliating someone in public like heckling is always a very negative way of addressing a fellow human being.

And who the fuck looks like they did 20 years ago, anyway? It's called middle-age. Happens to the best of us.

Sad thing is, the woman probably considers herself a fan who gave Apple the tough talk she needed to hear.

I saw her in Vancouver last year and tbh she did look incredibly unwell. I would never shout it out during a concert, but I definitely was taken aback. I dont know if this shouter thinks an eating disorder has resurfaced and I wouldn't speculate on that, but there was a gauntness to Fiona that was very alarming. As a…

So can we finally lay to rest the lie that thin women have the privilege of walking around in public without getting negative comments on their appearance? Good. Because I'm almost as tired of hearing that bullshit as I am of hearing that I must be anorexic.

"Chuck Lorre steals my jokes for his show. I know because I've seen it and its not funny at all."

Tom Arnold is a flat out Survivor

guys..i thought sofia responded already.

Well, Charo, having spent half her career on a cruise ship, knows all too well the perils of diarrhea.

At one point they had her car surrounded and were asking her to leave the vehicle and she put it in reverse, floored it, nearly hit the cops who were surrounding her and then sped off at 80mph down Pennsylvania Avenue. I saw the video footage. She had an opportunity to surrender and get out of the car but instead she…

But they did try. From the video I saw, she hit one of the barricades and they approached her car and tried to get her out. She then drove off and nearly hit several police officers.