I generally don't care about what celebrities are saying or doing, but Miley Cyrus giving a stamp of approval to Ecstacy is LOW. Your fanbase is twelve years old! Christ.

Yeah, I sure as hell don't feel social when I smoke.

Remember Boston Legal? There was a wonderful episode where a jury returned a demented verdict and one of the lawyers went on an awesome berserk rant about the structural idiocy of having a justice system where the outcome is determined by twelve people who are too stupid to get out of jury duty.

Sounds like me, only I would also puke about half the time, and I mean PUKE. Like Exorcist pea soup everywhere puke. It was ridiculous.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit giving a fuck about Miley Cyrus."

Same. I think weed is great for other people, and it should totally be legal, but it's not for me. I would much rather do a line or a bump than smoke a blunt or a joint. I don't party any more, but the few times I did blow it was very pleasant. Weed turns me into a tin foil hat wearing nut who eats too much cookie…

Doesn't that whole thing sound like some high school dork trying to impress someone she thinks is cool?

Jesus Christ, of coooourse you saw a wolf howling at the moon on peyote.

Wait. Isn't calling a comedian a joke...ah, never mind.

"It's like, what are you, from the '90s? Ew."

Finally a solution to the age old problem: Honey, I'd like to take out the trash but I haven't a thing to wear!

Ok, I love these. Whatever, I don't care what you say. They are great.

ETA: Why can't the Kinja tag right? Why does the image I tag never end up being the image posted? I'll have you know I clicked the box directly above the shoe in question.

Ugh. No. I hate romantic comedies. Can we please try to not reinforce the belief that they're a women's genre and should be made by women? Because that translates all-too-easily in the public mind into "that's all that women want to watch" and "that's all that women want to make".

Not cluelessness, just a desire for actually funny and thoughtful parody.

And now we're uncool for not liking it, I guess. I see that there are a number of comments along the lines of "Hee hee, let's see who doesn't understand this!!"

The fuck is this?

"Ok, we will let it slide tonight"

"Mary-Ann-O! Mary-Ann-O!"

Well if Mariano cried then I have no problem admitting I totally lost my shit.