Haven't we learned this a million times over already though? Maybe my fragile little brain was warped by reading Skinny Bitch years ago but haven't we all agreed that fake sugar is the devil by now?

Are you Stephanie Smith? :) Look, I'm not saying that making up a stupid sandwich recipe and a blog post three times a week is zero work. What I am saying is that she should just admit that this whole conceit is just to have some sort of a general outline/baseline for her blog, and the whole narrative of "How I got…

Who are all these "other people"? Most people here are making the same comments I have-that if in 2013 you still think reality tv is "reality" then you're pretty naive. It's undermining the majority's intelligence to separate this as in any way article worthy, even if there are a few who really don't know that much of…

But she wasn't even exaggerating. She literally claimed that there was some sort of a panic-induced change once she did the math, and there literally was no change. Makes me think she made up this whole stupid concept for her stupid blog. Because the world needs more food blogs!

EXACTLY. She's totally trying to pull a Julie & Julia. Except she doesn't realize that she's making her boyfriend look like a dickhole and herself like a pathetic idiot.

Dude, she started this 15 months ago and she's only on sandwich #176. Something about this sounds fishy. She's almost exactly on the "Three sandwiches a week, four weeks a month, 12 months year" pace - not the ramped up "Making sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert" pace she says. I CALL BULLSHIT (on…

When Miley was here filming LOL, a few people I know were working as grips on the set. One of her tour guides while she was here was a scratch DJ with a library of Detroit hip hop vinyl that goes back to the early eighties, and more knowledge of Detroit hip hop and rave culture than anyone I know. By his own…

How does Taylor look so perfect all the time? Seriously. She makes safe choices most of the time but it works for her, dammit. Flawless makeup and style for always.

Oh, me too, vanessakeeps.....I just wants to surround her with loving kindness until she heals and is strong and can see how she has been so badly duped and turns and never, ever looks back at the dirtbag(s) who made her think this is a normal loving relationship.

Pervasive "now"? The 'marriage is hard' mentality has always been pervasive. Considering that the marriage rate is 50+% and the average length is just 8.7 years, I'd argue it's opposite mentality that's being pushed through. I think most people today expect marriage to be a cake walk and when they get in it and they…

Every time I see the Bangerz cover, a small quiet voice within me whispers "and mash."

To be fair, expecting reality TV shows to be real is like expecting WWE to be real.

I like Nickelback and I don't care who knows it.

Referencing Nickleback as a bad band is cliched and thoughtless.

But, the story shouldn't be "OMG LOOK AT THE CRAZY STUFF IN THIS CONTRACT", regardless, because this example is not an outlier, so it's misleading. If this were a story on how crazy-sounding contract language can be in entertainment contracts, that would be one thing, but it isn't. I don't expect the Jezebel staff to…

I'm sorry, I really, really cannot take the concept of a random white pop artist booty dancing or acting silly on stage with black dancers as oppressing anyone. Miley performs in blackface? Okay, that's a discussion. Miley puts her dancers in chains and makes a plantation music video? Okay, sure. Miley claims to…

By that standard who could ever be believed?

I love how the only thing in this video to properly use a crosswalk is a pigeon.

I think ol boy who laid down in the crosswalk got a little more than he was bargaining for. I find that very comforting that he perhaps got exactly what he deserved.

He's been cheating on her all along. He's exactly the type who bangs the maid of honor in the ladies room during the wedding reception.