Well, for starters, this is a "reality" show about the fakest family in the world and I'm pretty sure this whole story plot was manufactured. That said, you tried to make it look like Bruce was just angry that they were showing of their bodies in bikinis to make him look like a controlling prude, when he was…

Most plastic surgeons will (wisely) not work on you if you have a "ton" to begin with as you are at a higher risk or having complications.

Uh, the one in 2007 where Kris had arranged a photoshoot with JOE FRANCIS for his Girls Gone Wild shit? Yeah, that doesn't make him look like an asshole, that makes him look normal bc what parent in their right mind would do business with that slime ball?

Ron Livingston did Keyboard Cat better than keyboard cat did.

I didn't say that's not how people first gained knowledge of her, I'm saying that's how she's currently sustaining it and it's not enough of an achievement to consider yourself an established musician (after all, William Hung had a #1 album on Billboard lol). What I'm saying is Azealia also first got attention because…

LOL I'd have a copy of 'Green Eggs And Ham' open on my coffee table and start intellectualizing it.

Lorde just sounds like Azealia Banks 2.0. Someone who hasn't fully established herself musically but gains the majority of her attention from knocking others in her group.

I thought I was being clear that I was talking about Gina's rendition of Donatella's accent (the person she was portraying) and not Italian accents in general. I apologize if that didn't come through.

I think he's saying that monogamy is pointless (devalued?) when you keep mindlessly going from one relationship to another instead of taking your time to find the 'right one' you will be with forever.

I'd rather have a diamond and waste my life worrying about it then waste my life worrying about how someone else is wasting their life worrying about their diamond.

Meh, I liked it.

"Yeah that's cool, I'm busy being too rad and cute to care."

Trust me, I'm sure they feel sadder for you.

Noooooooo I missed the movie. How was it? From the video, her Italian accent sounds more like a weathered Russian brothel madam.

Funny, because as someone who went to public school, all the representations of private school in the media made it look awesome. *I* was jealous of you because you had fancy uniforms, drove luxury convertibles, snorted coke out of your rosary, and Bittersweet Symphony was the soundtrack to your life (or so Cruel…

LOL I have this vision of a guest not "pledging" enough for the flower toss, but trying to participate in it anyway and the bride smacking the bouquet away from the guest, Dikembe Mutombo-style:

Yeah, Gretchen, you can tell us, we won't tell anyone.

Yeah, why can't he cater his online persona to the 28 year old hotties (when my hormonal acne is in check) that want to fuck him.

The link to the African American study is broken.

Damn, she has the 'head tilt while laughing' look nailed.