Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

I too cannot stand my wife. Godspeed sir.

Im 31. And sore from 30 min on the elliptical.

Jimmy Butler is also familiar with the 10 plagues—he refers to the NBA Draft as passover.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

Yeah, let’s keep perpetuating the dysfunction. That’ll fix things.

I think she means Jesus, the Mexican landscaper from my neighborhood who is going to track these guys down and fuck em up.

Hopefully he will team up with Ted Cruz and his father, in some sort of LeBatard-esque right-wing news show. Rafael Cruz already has tremendous experience blowing left-wing minds.

The condescending arm rub is the best part of this.

Paul McCartney back there doesn’t look too enthusiastic, either.