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Did anything else really matter?!!?? HOLO FRIKKIN SHIELD

The Grant Hydra-pest Hotel

Was really hoping they'd cast Nathan as Guardian in an ALPHA FLIGHT movie. I mean…. NATHAN FILLION AS JAMES HUDSON COME ON IT'S PERFECT

"….first-hand…. ewwww."

Double fakeout. Her name IS Rosa Diaz.

That's fair.

First movie was wretched, but they lost any scrap of goodwill by NOT calling the sequel "Now You Don't".
EDIT: i should Sort by Best before commenting in future

I could go ON AND ON how stupid it was but I'll just link to this which covers it rather well:

You mean the "Now You See-me-atic Universe"!! :-D

You may Fear the Walking Dead, but the REAL danger… is whiny-ass teenage angst.

No Christopher Plummer cameo?

Agent Thereis Nospoon (because I can devour all your flesh without one)

I see lots of discussion/arguments about the anal sex ending, yet almost never see anyone make this point…. I thought it didn't work NOT because Swedish Princess offered anal sex, in and of itself, but because she was all horned up despite being imprisoned, in fear for her life, and with a hallway full of fresh…

This implies that Earth-2 has no Jessica Jones series in which case, FUCK YOU EARTH-2 YOU CAN GO DIE.

Agent Zap Beefmuscle
Agent Sparky Choice

Batman —> Trump (fascist billionaire)
Superman — > Cruz (from another world, Canada)
Captain America —> Sanders (old hippie)
Iron Man —> Clinton (power suits)

RIP Tony

"Okay!" — Marvel

maybe that's not the REAL Spider-Man……?

I presume the 2.5-hour version will be able to present the story in a more coherent fashion.