Not an upset.

It may be a replica. It may not, but I bet it’s still expensive and the only one he has.

They should cast Bollywood actress Sunny Leone as Jasmine. That girl’s got spunk.

I thought fist base was third base.

Duda remaining on first, only to get in his teammate’s way, made this so much worse. He could have RKO’ed the shit out of that first baseman and saved the Mets’ season.

If playing another sport would violate his Raider contract, he has nothing to worry about.

Tagg, you’re NOT it

The “All-in” chip thing is the creation of some motivational speaker (Gian Paul something) who makes the rounds in the tri-state area. Frank couldn’t even come up with a gimmick that lame.

Windhorst = windbag = questionable media dude

I’ve always said the Celtics’ defense is toothless

This take is supernova hot; it’s imprinted on space time

Journalists deez days (sigh)

Too bad he didn’t have a Five-Hundred dollar deductable

Me too. Give me your things.

He’s saving money by stealing 80-year-old wool socks from Goodwill

Flying Fleet? You sure they’re not the Scorpions?

So (in the context of English football) he said, “Good sir, this must be in jest”

They made her cover social media for the Westminster Dog Show. She mailed that the fuck in alright, couldn’t even bother to properly pronounce the breed names. Being a professional Tweet reader must suck.

This must not be a European race. Otherwise, that dog would have a flare in its mouth and a Dutch flag tied around its neck.

But ... more than two thirds of those goals were in the Europa League, whereas both Ronaldo and Messi have more than 90 CL goals and just as prevalent per game goal rates as Falcao in the CL where he’s barely featured. Falcao did tear up that Super Cup game tho.