Cough, Talib must have been under extreme Burress, cough.

+1 cluster bomb volley

As an asshole, I’m offended by this illustrated connection to buttfaces.

No one wants to see “Boner Bro,” aka A.B., twerk. I’m with the league on this. However, I’m also all for A.B.’s boner awareness campaign, which sadly (for seventh grade boys everywhere) is not getting anywhere near enough coverage.

Ignorance can be bliss. But, fuck that, everybody wants to know who’s behind the mask - or stupid costume.

My roommate smoked pot constantly, and apparently only left the room to eat and lure in drunken chicks. I had to join a shit frat just to get away from him.

It’s called a parable, not a joke.

They can be both batty and flippant.

Getting pulled over has become far too akin to taking a driver’s test, or a test of any kind, with deadly consequences. The cops need to explain what they expect of people during traffic stops (or any sort of encounter) and why they want people to do certain things. Maybe teach it during DARE class or something.

Don’t hate the player, hate the maim.

You kind of answered the question in the question. It’s a deal with Satan that only the pure, noble heart of Eli can even hope to overcome.

Baseball honors all traditions, no matter how stupid. NPGA 4 Life.

Note to Mob Hookah: Don’t put “Mob Hookah” on your shipping label

That’s a Saad commentary.

Agreed. Though kneeling doesn’t bother me, if wouldn’t be much of a protest if it didn’t bother anyone.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

More “remember when,” please. Thank you.

Yes, fire the owners. Please find a way to fire the owners for all of sports and Ohio.

That’s clearly just blind luck.

If you win a Gold Glove, you should have to wear a gold glove for the duration of the next season. Silver Sluggers, silver bats.