They can be both batty and flippant.

Getting pulled over has become far too akin to taking a driver’s test, or a test of any kind, with deadly consequences. The cops need to explain what they expect of people during traffic stops (or any sort of encounter) and why they want people to do certain things. Maybe teach it during DARE class or something.

Don’t hate the player, hate the maim.

You kind of answered the question in the question. It’s a deal with Satan that only the pure, noble heart of Eli can even hope to overcome.

Baseball honors all traditions, no matter how stupid. NPGA 4 Life.

Note to Mob Hookah: Don’t put “Mob Hookah” on your shipping label

That’s a Saad commentary.

Agreed. Though kneeling doesn’t bother me, if wouldn’t be much of a protest if it didn’t bother anyone.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

More “remember when,” please. Thank you.

Yes, fire the owners. Please find a way to fire the owners for all of sports and Ohio.

That’s clearly just blind luck.

If you win a Gold Glove, you should have to wear a gold glove for the duration of the next season. Silver Sluggers, silver bats.

A co-worker said we should remember the troops above all on 9/11. My eyebrows are still raised.

“That’s good form, you have to get low to slap dongs. You can kick them from just about any position though.”

P.T. Barnum disagrees

Somewhere, Muttley is laughing.

Be fair, he can look happy ... or whatever this is.

Or Master Thong? Not that anyone has the balls to fuck with Master Thong.

Puli(not)sic enough