It would appear that he set the wall up to cover the far post (likely why he initially starting heading toward the near post) and was not expecting such a bend.

Not even standing up or using a regulation TV dinner table. Don’t they have any respect for the game.

If you throw enough Cowpatties at the wall, some may stick ... but eventually they’ll all slide down and off said wall.

I honestly think the cinematographer deserves some more credit here.

I’m curious how one can say this product is competing directly with regular ground beef. The cost alone rules that out. Add to that the whole point of the product is to provide an alternate for veggie burgers, not one for people who want to actually eat meat.

I bet French people feel this about proposals at the Eiffel Tower.

Depends on if she truly identifies as Lil’ Stache Bro, or is simply being used as a prop by her parents (sorry, I mean father).

I think I get where you are coming from and I genuinely appreciate the responses as well as the thought and research behind them. I must admit, however, all I read in that last post was incredible wizard, reputation, and flash.

Sure, but they usually can’t play defense even close to as well as Ichiro did.

Just an example of how unattainable your standards are. Asking for Mantle when you got Ichiro, please. Dude is a ninja.

Oh yeah, so many guys pull that off. Bryce Harper didn’t even do that last year.

Though, he has always just walked around the field.

He didn’t walk because he was too busy racking up 200 hits a season.

Is he back? Or is this about his back? Is his back, back, maybe?

Wasn’t quite sure about him, until he started pushing dudes after scoring. Geelong (not pronounced like that) Cats (definitely pronounced like that) is my team, but Doofy Cox is the shit.

He did make it look easy though. Five times all you had to do was beat ol’ Monte to win a major.

This Dizzy Dean syndrome is currently happening to Matt Harvey, but his injury was sadly(?) groin related.

These puns aren’t really on the Funny Cide.

Why? Blatt recently interviewed for the Knicks job. Clearly he doesn’t want this happening to him.

Nice hot take on a 10-year-old event.