A’yew hopeful? More likely to be playing in China before the Championship

That’s a delightfully indirect way of saying Zlatan doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

I have a friend who was around 5'7 and could touch rim at 14; he stayed around that height and can no longer touch rim.

Just bought the audio version, going to put it in someone’s sound system under lock and key (a la “PCU”).

Don’t forget that time it rained.

Sure, the place may have been a dump. But it’s so damn hard to get the ice right in new arenas that it’s worth holding on to the older buildings. (See: Brooklyn Islanders.)

If it results in Towns running the point for the Wolves in 2017, I’m cool with this so-called curse.

No, it can’t

Bucks ... 32-46

Pro tip: Don’t cut off the root, and the onion won’t “bleed” (as much) tearing juice.

Looks like a poor man’s ‘Zingis.

I had no idea what was going on in those highlights. But, I’ll be damned if it wasn’t exciting.

I agree, since the next big race is not until next week.

Bears grow up too fast. I’m already lamenting the inevitable end of these “Nora” videos. They taught me how to live ... and love.

Hungarian Puli, scared of camera

Just like Auntie to be super lame. The singer’s been switched before. Why not do it again and let the currently-popular R&B guy make some money? If the new version sucks, then switch back (also done before). Vandross won’t miss the extra scratch.

Well, that other mascot is my grandpa, and my grandpa can kick your grandpa’s ass.

This dude’s name hilariously looks like Girl on my monitor. Tevas, anchovies ... Texas.

On Rooney: “He is truly a good guy, he’s a great player, he is not at all arrogant, he laughs with everybody.”