Bangin. Until the glass shatters.

It might not be pretty, but if it works, it works.

Put the seats down, there's room for your bikes!

Dashers were nice cars. Pretty simple and reliable. The gas engine had good performance and would cruise at 80 mph and return 30 something mpg. You could use leaded regular, because the engine was efficient enough not to require a catalyst, at the time. The diesel will be loud, smelly and gutless as it gets you…

Genius.

They only collect it once a week.

Where I come from, we used to call that stealing.

'Mane' is Latin for hand. So, it's a little hand thingybob.

Call me when it goes to 11.

Nice Tips!

For a moment, I read that as Marcos and got excited.

Looks like a big Peugot 604, heading out to the prom.

That's just the last sign of the apocalypse slotting into place.

Is Lutz the guy advising Lotus to pork out?

Demi Hemi. 'Truck' would also have been accepted by the judges.

Good. Around here, pedestrians get hit and killed by cars all the time, and the cops don't even consider filing charges.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS! For Berlusconi.

Ferrari should be such prima donnas. But I remember C&D writing a retrospective about the games that US manufacturers played with their performance car - being delivered on trailers, taking three hours to get the engines to fire and idle right, melting pistons, etc. all on what's supposed to be a standard factory…

You can feel the burn.

Sometimes, the truth hurts. If people actually cared at all about the mechanism of their cars, it would be different. Unfortunately most people are looking to have their egos stroked.