G-D cloud had it coming, too. Let it be a lesson to you! Now, where's my lawn?

I hope she doesn't dawdle getting that truck to him. She looks like she could use a big batch of Buffalo wings.

I'm nowhere near Tejas, but there's a few places around here that can hook you up good. Time to crack a Negro Modelo.

Now there's a guy who could use a good, swift head kick. In the afterlife, for all eternity.

Car washing Asian girls. What's up with that?

No way that's Ilsa the She-Wolf.

Well you certainly seem to have a rich and satisfying imagination.

Looks like they missed a few. Funny that. Unfortunate how some great cars can be ruined by some awful owners. And their insane, exterminating plans for world domination, that the auto companies abetted.

We've already had enough of 5.0

Nice feature, and a great, hopeful batch of stories. Anyone covering Geneva?

Bottom line: They're fucked. Let the lawsuits begin.

Hold tightly onto your dreams. But let them get a breath of air every now and then.

If it's wrong to want some green chili, I don't want to be right.

Ghosts drive my whip. And I thought Lucas electrics were spooky.

Priceless.

Not found in its glorious, new Truth Hole.

There are Japanese cars in Germany?

No, it's all about gloating when you see a supercar in the ditch.

As long as he pays his bills, he can call me anything he likes.

For such an immature, juvenile effort, it really grows on me. Probably won't be able to touch it for ages. Plenty of great comments in that post, too. Congrats cesariojpn, I'll bet you have a hot date all lined up for toonight!