I've never had a problem with the looks of the 400, or its role relative to harder edged Ferraris. I'd spend some quality thousands to find a proper five speed gearbox and lovingly install it. Maybe I'd try to fix the bumper trim and parking lot dings, but they're no biggie. I'd get the car to drive, not to park in…

Please focus on fixing the damn site. You're stuck in neutral and it's all show and no go.

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This is a great boulevardier for loping around town, heading out to the country club, and cruising off to weekend hideaways with your underage mistress. It's a lot of money for an old car, but pretty close to the price of the cheapest new convertible you can buy now, but it's a big Ferrari for VW money. I'd hit it.

What, you think whales will stick it just anywhere?

Such impeccable taste you have! Guess what I just opened? Cheers. Ahhhh!

Here's a recently leaked close up of the UFO. Be very afraid.

You can't spell Liberace with out Race.

You can't spell Liberace with out Race.

You can't spell Liberace with out Race.

Nobody wants to drive a space bus.

When your only tool is an angle grinder, every problem looks like a clamp.

Security resides in the citizenry.

Call me. I'm here to help.

Don't go to the schnitzel palace just beneath the castle.

Nice view from the top of the keep of that castle. Good sound when the tracks operating, too.

Hey, since yo0u gave me a car, but seem to be a bit ,,, diverted.... in delivering it. I guess I should give you a car that can be relied on, not matter what's going on with the gas stations. Here's your spanking new hybrid GT. Just tell me when and where.

Man likes to change his (clown) shoes. For a goofy looking car, it's so much better than the convertible. Though the Z3 is very nice looking when you're driving in it.

Bastards stole my design for a self-shoveling driveway.

Between that girl and that car, your crying days might just be getting started. Try to keep a stiff... upper lip.