Stunning collection. The bastard.

Welcome to Jalopnik 10.0, where they show you how to stick the landing.

Limited edition paint and trim edition - Vanilla-Licorice Swirl.

The ultimate in unbrakable drive-in convenience. So hungry now.

Nice feature. Excellent way to consolidate industry news and give a quick gloss.

Vote early and often, people. I call tampering and ballot box stuffing. Where iz my democratsie?

Nice price all the way for this hen's tooth. Beautiful condition, if dusty, and easy to keep the mechanicals up to snuff(film) standards. Suck on it Panamera, this is how 'Murica ought to roll.

You think a Mongoloid can hear you?

I am shaken, not stirred.

Well said, Jeb. It's a Jalop, it's not about being all bright, shiny and new car smelly. But it might be smelly, and almost certainly a little bent and twisted. And it's what's under the hood. what it can do in the twisties, and how it makes us feel that really counts

I put a gravel floor in the back room of a bar. And a few other things. It was great.

It sure isn't a Power Dome.

Totally unfair. Jokes are very hard workers. Just look at that guy.

All ur Cosmos belong to Us.

That's got to be all profit.

Twat tweets, tattlers titter. Twits.

NEVER slam the hood shut, if you know what's good for you.

ALVIN!

Nothing says safety like a flower pot on your helmet.

So new, it was new yesterday.