I'm very curious about this bi Lambo. I hope she'll bring a friend.

Takes a hell of a photographer to get a shot like that, while standing on the hood of a moving car.

Needs a #movingon tag.

It looks nice, but the engine and drive train will need to be just as nice.

@Яay Wert: Cheap glue: Feature, not bug. Just like no one cares about parking meter revenue, but their capacity to generate tickets.

@Shamoononon: Small recompense. Yet Darwin wins some of the time.

Amplitude is a virtue. But I don't have very much time.

@gm0n3y: I'm pretty sure that everyone is getting taken care of. The whole thing is about increasing/maintaining the value of the object, and protecting the sanctity of the auction.

@Batshitbox: What you say, sir.

@mantaTM: That's why you check the box for the $614 Canine Xtractor when you order the car.

@Careel: Thanks for that info, Dietrich.

I think the rule is that they have to get gay married now, and go on a reality show within the next six months.

The only proper Lotus fashion accessory is a tattoo.

@Simplify, then add beer: Nice package - that's what she said.

@ChazzyD: 3mm is about 1/8 inch. Easily measured with one trained finger. As you say, it doesn't require a ten grand specialty instrument as a go/no-go gauge. what is needed here, is for the mechanic to tell the owner that he might want to have someone take a look at the remaining clutch life in another 15k miles.

Came for the DAF. Left feeling FAF.

You guys are looking at this from the wrong end. I'd go with my current babe, who's stacked and totally hot, and I'd arrive in a clapped out Neon, or the cheapest Cobalt or clone I could find at the rental desk. We'd go to wish the new couple well, be completely styling in our outfits at the ceremony, produce a…

'Thrown from the car' suggests that a seat belt wasn't used. Which is utter stupidity. Though with the car broken apart, the seatbelt may have been rendered superfluous.

That's a Dutch treat! I believe I shall be retiring to the cafe, to enjoy a fine bowl in my meerschaum pipe.

@Lithium112rs: You ever try to spit chaw out of a full face helmet while pushing some backmarker into the wall, all while dictating your life story about growing up in a one room cabin in the holler to your ghostwriter. That is C-O-M-P-L-E-X-I-C-O-N-A-T-E-D, my friend. And we don't need none of that.