My money's on the Ram, at the gas pump. I think if you calculated fuel economy to include payload (or person-miles per gallon) the Delta would show a whole lot better. Once you get up to cruising speed, thirty years of satellite orbiting really boosts those fuel numbers.

@calzonegolem: A couple of steam cleanings and a gallon of Febreeze should spiff it up just fine. You might even find enough coke and meth in the seats to pay for the whole project.

Pretty cheap, and just a respray away from being a fine working vehicle. So, it's still an '85 Lincoln limo, the largest crack pipe yet, with room for all your crack whores to travel on down to Cracktown. An ode to Americana? Fuck no. It's an orgy of embarrassment.

@palewhitemale: Let's see: The Story is about a CADILLAC undergoing testing at SEBRING INTERNATIONAL RACEWAY in preparation for the SCCA WORLD CHALLENGE. SEBRING happens to be well known for endurance events, and extensive testing is very helpful to ensure reliability in shorter events as well. SEBRING is also…

@ilostmypants: Much obliged. Nice to know they can heft my new Ferrari and put on some speed at the same time. Quite handy in a pinch.

@TheAntiCat is smoking cat-nip whilst playing 21.: I blame the kids.

@$kaycog: Everything in moderation. Including moderation.

@jaymcminn: That's no dent, it's a dimple. Make the car look like a golf ball and you'll have improved its aerodynamics. They should thank you.

@$kaycog: A nice piping mug of Jalopnik brand(tm) Brefass Scoth usually does the trick.

@TheAntiCat is smoking cat-nip whilst playing 21.: Funny how you always do that.

@GrannyShifter: What, no Pederast tense?

@jariulmer: People paying attention to their driving could reduce that substantially at zero cost, immediately. Please also note that this fatality rate is an historic low, when plotted against miles driven. The US has tolerated an annual fatality rate remarkably close to 40,000 per year for decades.

Good work. Sebring is just the place to find out what's going to shake off in 24 hours.

And no one mentions the incredible technical achievement of producing the world's longest, transparent extension cord?

You can generally get across town pretty quickly when you have the lights and sirens going.

No sailor girls and you suppressed the furry photo. I'm not sure it even happened.

I'm so glad that Cadillac is playing in the big leagues again. and doing a lot better than just holding its own. Still, this doesn't do much for me.

It's such a slow movie for a race picture. I just love watching the grime building up on the cars' noses.

@$kaycog: Just try to stabilize your bllood pressure until airtime. Everything is going to be alright.

Congratulations KC, Ford and the US!