I don’t like Courtney Love. It’s got nothing to do with Kurt Cobain or anything like that. I just don’t like her (for reasons that need not be gotten into here).

jon why are you leaving me during these turbulent times

Sorry about your mum.

More than once, the “relationship experts” said they paired these two up because of their attractiveness. Even after they began fighting, and he was immediately becoming incredibly vicious and ugly toward her during any confrontation, Dr. Pepper (yup, f’real) kept emphasizing her hope that they would work out because…

Oh. Oh, no. The panty tattoo - the pantoo? - I just cannot.

originally it was hot dog but I decided corndogs are more intrinsically funny

Kinda rude to corn dogs through.

#notallwienersonastick

How many men and women rape? How statistically likely is it that a rapist is on a jury (obviously an unconvicted one)?

Dear High Court,

That’s even weirder to me than videos that show unlikely friendships between like tigers and chickens.

Meanwhile here in the good ol’ USA, Sofia Vergara is alive and well to say how she wants her eggs used and it’s still going to court . . . (right? I haven’t missed an update on that story?)

Hey now, hey now. Let's give the easily confused old man a break and let him get back to interpreting the highest laws in the U.S.

Can I be president of your fan club.

you’re right I am wrong this comment is why no one wants to fuck you ever.

Every single thing about this comment is why no one wants to fuck you ever.

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

A federal appeals court already declared that the law was unconstitutional because it violates the doctor’s free speech rights.

If you click the top drop-down menu on the right at ReactionGIFs, you can click on “Disgusted” to browse that category, or any of the others. Keyword searches also turn up a lot of great results. Right-click an image that suits your needs and “Copy image URL”, then Ctrl-V in a Kinja post to apply your desired…

Kardashian Dialectics 1) Hating the Kardashians came first, in small part because they objectively made the public sphere worse off, and in large part out of snobbery. 2) In response to the haters’ consensus, loving the Kardashians became cool, because it’s counterintuitive and contrarianism is cool. The love became a…

Did she get a new PR rep? I used to hate her irrationally and lately, she’s growing on me. Accrediting it to personal growth (hers or mine) is too big of a stretch for my hateful, cynical persona.

Good job, Kim’s new PR rep. You get two thumbs up (and possibly an existence)!