vampiredragons
vampiredragons
vampiredragons

One of my favorite lines from Murphy Brown was when Miles and Murphy were making fun of each others vehicle, he driving a Range Rover and her driving a Porsche 911. They are bickering back and forth when Murphy says “Why didn’t you just buy a Jeep Grand Cherokee and staple $30,000 to the hood? It would have been the

I am less concerned about the baby and WAYYYY more concerned that this comes in a crappy 4 pack.

I approve, all beer should have warning babies on the label.

How about we outlaw 4 packs tho...

I could care less whether there is a picture of a baby on a beer bottle - we’re not talking about images of cartoon giraffes and bunnies meant to appeal to kids - but it seems super shady that the only reason it came to a vote is because a specific representative doesn’t like how the law applies to his business. What

Took fucking long enough.

next step: civil suit?

We have turned into such a police state that there are actually people employed by law enforcement to literally police college kids walking into and out of bars. Yeah, this isn’t exploitive bull crap. A division of law enforcement, not funded to capture rapists, gang members, murderers, home invaders, gang bangers,

It is entirely possible that I learned how to adult from The Golden Girls and Murphy Brown. I regret nothing.

Slightly off topic but Golden Girls was light years ahead of its time. It had episodes that dealt with elder care abuse, gay rights, dementia, birth control/abortion, sexual harassment in the workplace, bullying, teenage pregnancy, ageism, immigration rights and sex after a “certain age”. The show was lauded as being

Ugh men are SO emotional, you just can’t hire them to be deities anymore, they get upset and smite everyone, and who wants to deal with all that?

same.

BARREN LIKE MINE FIELD OF FUCKS FOR THIS DUMB PERSON.

Nor can you disprove my theory that she is an agent of Satan sent to manipulate us into thinking that we’re being punished by God so that we’ll do something real dumb to get back in His good graces.

Keanu Reeves reportedly responded, “Yet they give me shit for the same technique.”

its gotten decent reviews for the most part, entertaining but not cinematic gold much like the first one

I don’t find Maggie Gyllenhaal sexy and I am of the belief that sexy and fuckable are two very different things.

my personal pet peeve: when you go out to eat with someone and they don’t use their inside voices. No one needs to hear our conversation assholes, stop embarrassing me

The problem is youths.

Long gone is the era wherein people generally minded their own goddamn business.