I've seen many an adorable baby grow up into very mean and not at all adorable grown ups after being exposed to Libertarianism, and thus we should outlaw Libertarianism.

The state doesn't own your children, parents own their children

Parents do not own their children. That's just a really weird and disturbing way of looking at parenthood. It's also not all that backed up by law or logic. I can sell my tv on Craigslist and yet those who have tried to do the same with children have found that the law frowns upon it and will put them in jail for it.…

GOD ISIS IS JUST GOING TO FUCK THIS SHIT ALL UP NOW ALL THESE FUCKNUTS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE WELL IF ISIS DID IT IT IS BAD

For 100k you should get to bang on top of the piano—twice—and then take the piano home with you.

The thing were people opposed Gardasil and sex education and abortion at a country wide level because their religious laws is so annoying because the same people get up in arms about sharia law and they're doing the. same. thing. as sharia law (only the christian version)

I wanted to sympathize, but you lost me at the end.

Where in the constitution is the right to endanger innocent people's lives by spreading infectious diseases mentioned?

If Nationwide wanted to be provocative, they would have replaced the flat-screen TV accident and the under-the-sink poisoning with anti-vaxxing and unsecured guns.

Der Fuhrer Obama and his stormtroopers can't MAKE me let my kids survive! It's in the Constitution!

Filed to: NO

Well this is literally the best thing that has ever happened in the history of anything.

I bet SpongeBob has better sexual chemistry with Dakota Johnson.

Hypothetical:

I just wanted to stay up and watch the Super Bowl but my anti-vax parents didn't get me immunized and I died.

Okay, I genuinely don't get what he is trying to say.

Well this is fucking heart breaking.

So Marshawn gets threatened with a $500k fine for wearing a hat, and the NFL gives only twice that to support abuse hotlines in each of the 50 states. Pretty fucking disgusting.

Yeah, I'd love to see a pared-down and easily-referenced list of stuff that really IS bad, either for your skin/body or ecologically! No scare-mongering, no "maybe possibly," no panic inducement from the results of one tiny in vitro study.