i think i pooted

theres shit coming out of his ass!

i just made a poopy!

that look of 'do we really have to fucking cater to this pork chop?'

that look of utter confusion, but you cant show or speak it

that look when you know someones full of shit, but you cant call them out on it

give me a car for 25k miles and i bet ill find more faults than gm could.

when he left i quit reading jalopnik as much

wanna trade?

doesnt smoke, but he drinks like a fish...fucking prick head.

we have the same dads?

thatll fix it!

uhh, i have smashed my cars like that and lol'd. if your alive, theres no reason not to laugh and call yourself a stupid shit.

i had a yj with no heater, bondo for rockers and fenders, and stop signs as floors. it had heated leather seats out of a chevy blazer though. probably my favorite car ive ever owned

they make more kids every day

so...they are complaining that someone wrecekd a ferrari while drving fast...isnt that what ferraris are made for...driving fast?

wow...no only did he have a load of lift off oversteer...but he kept his foot in it while it was going off the cliff...

1999 chevy s10... my mum taught me...right after she had her neck operated on...needless to say...i can make a car thats a stick sound like its an auto when i drive by ;)

i thought it was an old lambo tractor at first

ive worked in a tireshop for a good bit of my life and have taken many knives to tires. you have to use a big manly knife and stick it in like your gutting a priest