Like I get most of these are going to be funny, but I have so many terrible terrible stories about my former alcoholic father. I think I’ve told this one before, but I can’t help but tell it again.

My mom and stepdad were hanging out with some friends whom I never met. Came home at curfew and smiled as they introduced us.

Mine was thankfully only something I witnessed, but it was HORRIFYING. In middle school after leaving the dermatologist my Mom and I were at Walmart shopping for facewash. I was looking at the Neutrogena and Mom whispers in my ear “I never liked Neutrogena. It feels like cum on my face.”

yup! the MBA dude said they ordered her an old one special off Ebay.

My father went through Ranger school when he fought in Vietnam. I talked to him about these women and he is very impressed by them. He thinks it great that they made it through because he knows how hard it can be. A thing I found interesting is he talked about how important it was to develop relationships with others…

People who use “politically correct” and “social justice” as pejoratives are garbage human beings.

Also, complex characters are entertaining. You know how you can make a character more complex? Show the good AND bad things that they do. You know, like how actual humans behave.

I’ve found that people who continually repeat themselves, especially well-worn phrases like “you live and you learn”, typically do so out of fear that someone else will say something or ask a question that they cannot answer. Dude’s whack.

The love that Dr. Dre gets from the media makes me rage. He made a few classics, that are frankly overrated, imo. Is the face of some crappy headphones. And has done more harm than good for black culture (on top of his mis-treatment of women).

I’m still going to file it away for future reference...

I think that joke lacked a bit of polish.

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

Young woman changes career path because of health reasons and personal feelings about sexualization in the modeling industry, and we mock her for it?

Expired toothpaste.

Regardless of whether you support what she did by leaking the documents or not, this is just vile. She is already in prison, they don’t need to do this petty crap.

I presume this bullshit is the prison equivalent of the cops claiming resisting arrest whenever convenient.

Super glad she’s okay, but her mother’s need to blast her mental illness over the global internet is gross. Children are actual people, not just extensions of their parents, and they deserve privacy and respect. Chelsea’s apparent mental illness and need for medication is HER story to tell, not a means for her mother…

Nice try, JONATHAN.