Ted Cruz and it’s not close.

Underrated comment!

Definitely his, look at the lowercase ‘a’ and ‘c’

When did people start eating ranch with wings instead of blue cheese? You’re supposed to eat blue cheese with wings for the cooling effect.

Slope wormholes a real bitch this year, might be the funniest thing I’ve read this year.

I’ve lost all perspective on this. Can we just jump straight to the executions?

I wouldn’t trade Oubre for DJ straight up right now.

What kind of asshole steals a unicycle? Probably some fucking hipster.

Fuck that, he deserves that and so much worse.

Burn it all down and hang this piece of shit.

Philadelphia or Boston for largest collection of assholes?

Yep, I started replying, “what’s the ask?” Instead of “what do you want?”

Technology/Engineering and it’s not close.

18 rebounds....damn

Can they stretch Asik? And package the rest of the crap with some picks and get themselves into place where they can at least convince Cousins to stay.

It depends on the environmental scenario. Wolves are pursuit predators, so are lions, and bears. I’m a fairly young athletic man, if I’m in an open area I can run and run for a long time. However, I would not want to try to outrun a pack of wolves, lions, or bears.

My good God the sound it makes.

A body shot can absolutely knock you out.

Tom Thibodeau held that room together.