Sbarro? Fucking Sbarro, are you kidding me? That shit is the absolute worst.

With Love at Center they have more shooting to make up for starting Wade and Rose. But they lose all their interior defense. You can stroll to the rim. The Cavs procured the exact wrong type of roll players they need, this will continue to be a problem the entire season.

Bulls fan here, they both can go. The sooner the better.

Yes he is. Lavar is at least 6'5" and I bet close to 300Lbs, he’s freaking huge.

As a Bulls fan, I want him to be bad so we can throw away the front office and the coach and start over. I hate all of it so much. I hope Bobby Portis murders the whole team.

I’m not sure exactly, but I know that somehow it involves James Dolan.

Dude is a goddamn spatial-geometry-fucking-high-wizard. That shit was 12 dimensional.

What ya’ll know bout that Nose Torque?

God fucking damnit.

Aahahahahaha

Those are good burgers Walter.

YES

This whole thread is why I come to Deadspin. Never change anything.

That’s what I thought too.

I watched it and it didn’t even look bad. I’m curious as to what exactly happened to him. Maybe the hospitals and medical staff are just shitty there?

At this point I don’t think he wants a job as a QB in the NFL anymore. I think he just wants to stick it to them anyway he can. He probably views this as another chance to throw all the racist, hypocritical bullshit, both sides of the mouth talking shit, on the record in court.

I wish they’d have taken Dennis Smith Jr. instead. That’s all I’ll say.

Exactly, I’m a Chicago native. MJ not only had otherworldly, talent, athleticism, he also had the most obsessive dedication to training, more than anyone maybe ever.

I’d say he’s less of an artist and more of a strip club, 15% body fat diet, “ima do me” life-style, and also doesn’t GAF about defense.