That...that’s not how that works.

I dunno, they’re pretty fucking tasty. I grab dat bowl with both hands and slurp and ask for more. #mouth-stuff.

Damn dawg, “inapropes.”

Should have said it was trail mix or granola 

I’d buy that. Slather that on a big ole burger wash it down with a bitter dark beer. Sounds good to me.

Serves him right having eyes, the fuck is wrong with you!?

It is absolutely glorious.

Knicks fans say, “Phil Jackson would be better off somewhere else.”

Can I interest you in some....

Jesus, when you put it that way...

He’s the best.

0:31 was fucking filthy thievery of the highest order.

Com’on smart people keep it going.

Can I borrow this phrase? I’ve never heard it before and it’s very good. +1

You had me until the last sentence. The statement “in the yard” is very very bad.

This deserves more stars.

Shots fired, literally.

Damn son! Too soon!

That is a very solid point.