Recursive Hipsters are the best hipsters! See what I did there?

Have you ever been to Chicago? It’s a long, thin city. One block to the next can be wildly different in terms of money, style, youth, etc. If you live in the burbs it’s difficult to tell.

May I ask, what prompted the goldfish cracker idea? Did something happen to you when you were younger?

You’re being obtuse.

None of those dipshits made it through 8th grade geometry. Probably can’t tell a triangle from a parallelogram.

I’ve had a particularly rough couple of weeks. This New York mess being chronicled on this website is the ONLY thing making me laugh.

This ordering is hot garbage!

Someone caught the tail of the dragon!

Eric Bledsoe and his goddamn monster arms. Dude’s barely 6'1 and has like a 6'9 wingspan. Nice lefthand dribble and switch hand to jam to get away from the defender. Love this dude. Hope he get’s traded to a good team.

Serious question: Have Rondo’s ears gotten smaller?

I love all of this!

Yep, his riffs are simple yet, so jam-ible. Some of my favorite to play.

the tactil-neck!

You’d love it Master Shake! The key is timing. Start the Mac’n cheese first, get a pan hot next to the Mac’n cheese, make the eggs, leave them a tiny bit under cooked, don’t over scramble. Dump them into the Mac’n cheese pan, and use an extra cheese packet and stir together.

That Magic team that beat the Cavs was so fucking good.

I’m a Chicago native and I think Melo coming to the Bulls would have killed Thibs. Massive heart attack.

He did, and he liked him, a lot. The team fired that coach.

Your bewilderment is justified and valid.

When you’re right, you’re right.