Fair mistake, the actor who played Seth is married to Blair, who is like a Summer 2.0 — signed an OC fan girl, who thought GG was just okay.

lol its so funny to say her dead father isn’t her real father and instead it is a psycho murderer even though there was literally a DNA test taken to prove it was not true.

Doesn’t that fit in perfectly with the whole Dan Humphrey narrative?

Ashley is in the sanctity of the soundproof room, which she needed to use to watch classic footage someone caught on tape of Paul Ryan yelping in horror while being gobbled by the Monster. “Could’ve used healthcare, bitch,” Ashley utters.

I’m going to be real; I’d last like 6 hours. Which isn’t bad! But then the deep need to fill the silence would overwhelm me and I’d crack a joke and BAM. Monster chow.

.................is Jen invited?....................

Oh shit I meant Penn Badgely, not Seth Cohen!

He’d long been dead from a heart attack over the anxiety of not being able to make noise.

Ugh, how can Lainey be so so so wrong about Paul Rudd? Paul Rudd is BAE.

She’s of a certain age. She should take a 20-year-old dude as a lover.

The baby shower had a “Baby Thompson” neon sign as part of the decor. Don’t all the Kardashian kids have their dads’ last names? I don’t get it. I feel like the Kardashian name is more powerful.

Andy’s a horrible person but celebrities who come on WWHL and don’t play along come off very badly. Seth Cohen was on and he was real pissy about being asked about Gossip Girl and it was like What else would Andy ask you about?

Just here to say FUCK Tristan Thompson. I really hope Khloe uses her Fathers last name instead of this POS. That is all.

Patti LuPone can be a real jerk but I agree with her 100% on this. I don’t think we should ban non-stage actors from the theater or anything. But it’s almost always disappointing. There are people who train their whole lives for that very specific skill set.

There are so many unanswered questions in the movie, it’s hard to know some of this stuff. You obviously can’t drive by the time we meet them, but was that always true? You mean when there were still 260 million cars in America, the aliens could attack every single one of them simultaneously? We don’t meet them until…

At the end I was like “Seriously?! You mean to tell me that nobody thought of *SHOOTING THEM* before? I know they were armored and she had to wait until it opened its mouth and exposed the vulnerable parts but STILL.”

That’s the thing, the mom takes it out with a shotgun but the military couldn’t do anything against them? Eh? Still a neatly directed movie, but there were some definite holes in the logic.

Spoilers Ahead:

THANK YOU. I liked this movie a lot but at this point am starting to get annoyed with the endless love its getting because it took me about 15 minutes to think of a thousand easy ways they could have prevented most of what happened (although I figure they didn’t move to the coast because it’s probably not a good idea…

I am pretty sure it said day 479 or something like that, when they flash forward from the opening scene to the bulk of the movie. Which actually makes some parts weirder. Oh, wait, this is Jez. I’m gray here! Yes! I can rant without spoiling. If you’re actually reading this, and you don’t want spoilers, run away, run…