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I hugged Fabrizio Moretti from the Strokes and screamed and cried because I was 15. He was perfect.

Damn, Kara, you have me crying at work. I’ll miss Shade Court, of course, but also your deeply moving essays, and your deep knowledge of the real housewives world. I’ll sincerely miss your ability to have both gravitas and humor. <3 <3 Thank you so much.

So, I can be your favorite! Yes! Best news I’ve gotten all day!

Just to play devil’s advocate, this is not the first administration under which less-lethal weaponry has been used against protesters and under which civilians and media have been arrested and been denied rights.

this is the best gif in its horror

Are politicians really stupid enough to think that more rape being reported means there’s actually more rapes happening? Or is it just a talking point for them? Because my guess is that the actual amount of rapes is going down, but more of them are being reported. Either way, there’s been a lot of rape happening for a

Is anybody else shocked and confused that hot felon is now an actual model that’s on luxury yachts?!

Have you seen any of the Fast and Furious movies? Because, despite being hugely popular action movies, they’re quality in a way a lot of other movies like that aren’t (ie Transformers).

r u donald trump?

Or I should say: HELL YEA if it’s really hot and I’m going to be outside and the wine isn’t super expensive. Another trick I do for whites and rose) is wrap a wwet paper towel around wine and put it in the freezer. It’s like an ice bucket, but more portable.

HELL YEA

yaasssss

I don’t know if it’s a ‘real’ thing, but it’s definitely a thing. I’ve been a vegetarian for 18 years MOSTLY because it eliminates most menu options for me and I already get highly anxious about what to order. My husband thinks it’s fun to surprise me with new restaurants, but tbh I like to know at least a day in

I apply this reasoning to eating curry while it’s hot. Something about the heat (both temperature and spice-wise) really do wonders to cool me down.

this is true and good

I’d say Altamomt still holds the distinction of being the worst music festival of all time, although those attendees did actually get to hear some music

how dare one of your own brethren keep you from your most judicious duty?!

Holy moly I am so impressed! That’s so cool!

Had to google h/t :( I am lame