It makes me happy that Hollywood at least keeps giving Kate Winslet “desirable woman” roles even though she’s “older” by Hollywood standards. Wish the same would be extended to others, though, obviously.

Astute and accurate observation.

I’m apparently in the minority because I’m super into this (minus Depp of course). I wish they would have cast Colin Ferrell instead of him. Or pretty much anyone. But, Judi Dench looks amazing and the costuming looks great and I actually like Branagh as Poirot because I think his personality will fit, even if his…

i have the weirdest chin, so i hope we never meet :(

This barfbag gives me more rage than normal, somehow. FUCK YOU FOR THINKING A CLEARLY FAKE PICTURE OF YOU BEHEADED THAT YOUR KID MIGHT HAVE SEEN IS MORE TROUBLING THAN THE KIDS WHO ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH THEIR PARENTS NOT GET HEALTHCARE THEY DESPERATELY NEED DUE TO YOUR SHITBRAIN POLICIES. FUCK YOU FOR NOT CARING…

I just don’t understand. Birth control being affordable means fewer abortions. Which is supposedly something near and dear to these old white bastard’s hearts. It’s almost as if they just want women to never have sex unless it’s for procreation. Except that doesn’t make sense, because these are the same fucking creeps…

Having smoked weed with Ras more than a few times, I can say that he is delightfully nerdy and fun in person as well!

I’m pretty impressed that you got a personalized rejection on your first round of stand up comedy! You probably do actually have a talent for it!

Man, I forgot about Scott Weiland until you said that. Sad all over again.

Had a really good discussion about how underrated ricotta is this weekend.

Are you in the bay area? I used to work at a breakfast place that made the best ones.

It’s been between 70 and 90 in Portland for the past 6 days, so I could see it

you win.

Bobby, I love you, but she is clearly saying “shellfish or a sheep” which is endlessly funnier than “selfish or a sheep”.

By pretty much any standard known to mankind, Hillary wouldn’t be considered a failure. She was a senator and Secretary of State, as well as a best-selling author. That is assuredly more than you have ever done and more than most people can ever hope to accomplish, but feel free to keep on trolling in an idiotic…

Thank you, as always

He was doing a voiceover at my mom’s work and they got to talking about how my grandmother was in a wheelchair. He asked for her address and sent her flowers and a signed workout tape for the disabled. It was the sweetest thing ever.

YES x a billion

Thank you much!

It irrationally bugs me how much everyone loves Laura mercier

It irrationally bugs me how much everyone loves Laura mercier