Also insert classy joke here that if you are gonna be kneeling during the national anthem it might as well fit the mood

It’s uncanny....

....unforgettable New Order remix. It’s trashy, but it’s also perfect.

Dog training is hard and it takes a lot of work and you can really piss people off if you live in the city and don’t have the time to do it well. This is the reason I don’t have a dog yet, though I want one terribly. It’s also the reason that so many dog owners infuriate me. Like, you think I don’t want to go down to…

Let’s not pretend that Amazon and other companies are allowing people to bring their dogs into work because they care about employee happiness. They are doing it because employees will work longer hours if they don’t have to go home to take care of their dogs.

The homophobia comes from their automatic classification that any gay man having sex is “engaging in sexually risky behavior.”

Oh, there’s homophobia in there too.

Pre ACA, I was denied insurance as a healthy woman in my mid-20s because I had gotten a pap smear (with perfectly normal, healthy results) the year before. You know, the (at the time) annually recommended cancer screening every adult woman is supposed to get. I appealed, pointing out that it made literally no sense to…

I am a boring middle aged librarian. I worked mostly with other boring middle aged librarians in a downtown public library branch with a sizeable homeless population. One day, an argument erupted over a seat in the reading room, and one patron stabbed another. A boring middle aged librarian saved the man’s life by…

you have to wonder if this ignorance is plain willful.

It’s almost as if treating access to medicine like any other consumer good has some negative outcomes.

I remember that critique, and both then and now - found it cutting both ways.

Walk us in nature, darling

I’m feel like I have to go through and star everyone so the children don’t get lost in the grays.

Not based on anything in particular, but I really feel like Joe Kennedy is gonna kill it tomorrow night.

Guilty as charged. If I learned nothing else from those women and girls this week, I sure as fuck am complicit. Watching college sports has become akin to watching dog fighting.

I know a lot of Penn St fans. The only consolation we can take is that deep down they know. They know the bargain they made with each other, with themselves. Deep down they know they are wretched scum. That’s why they protest so loudly when I call them on it every time. They know that what I think, what everyone…

Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.

Sorry to repeat myself but....

You know Jezebel is coasting along on a good day when it feels confident enough to embrace the simple joys of body shaming.