The problem is Führer Fünfundvierzig isn’t dumb. He speaks ineloquently - but that may just be an act itself. People are underestimating him. He is accomplishing what he told us he was going to set out to accomplish: the destruction of every single federal agency responsible for holding the nation together.

I love my Aeropress

Sue me.

I was in a union... and I learned that they breed complacency. I was told, numerous times, to put less effort into my job by co-workers and managers alike because it won’t get me anywhere because of seniority. Seriously?

Just because you were in a shitty union doesn’t mean you can extrapolate that all unions are shitty.

My favorite versions of Phantom are De Palma’s glam rock Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Besh, please.

Damn, Daniel.

This is how you can tell these are first generation NY’ers.

For anyone in need of some positivity, I’m just going to leave this here:

We settled this freaking 70+ years ago - you can’t expel students for not saying the pledge or otherwise acknowledging the flag(West Virginia v. Barnette) . You can’t expel or threaten students for taking peaceful, non-disruptive of class purpose/learning protests like silent actions/arm bands (Tinker v. Des Moines).…

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

Here, let this total asshole explain:

She used the term “study tech.” Cult jargon.

Yeah, this post would be most helpful translated to Spanish and posted to the Univision side of the Gizmodo partnership. Of course if the price is right, it might still be worth buying a flood car, but the buyer should know what they are getting into up front.

Can’t they just fill the childless void in their lives with cats, like a normal eccentric? C’mon millennials, do you even know how to spinster,

Ideally, you’re right, but the reality is much different. A straight person wouldn’t think twice about having a photo of a spouse on their desk. Or answering a question about their weekend plans by replying, “My wife and I …” But as a gay man I’m acutely aware that referencing my husband the same way can immediately…

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

Oh boy. Where do I start? (Seriously though, welcome!)

Ohio drivers suck, I live in KY and experience the best of Ohio and Indiana drivers as well. New York driving is a breath of fresh air (when it’s not gridlock) because everyone is aggressive and efficient at driving. Not butt hurt when someone honks at you for being a moron